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Anne McDonald
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Posted - 2013.08.30 15:36:00 -
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So this just happened and I could not stop laughing so I thought I would share my experience with you guys.
I was sat on my usual gate with my usual setup late last night and a guy jumps in with 500mill itty V I lock I shoot he pops I snag myself 200mill in loot and think nothing of it another day another gank but then my scanner calls a target 1bill in missiles he says and types his name.... it is the same person in the same ship coming through the same gate being ganked by the same person I have to pounce so after looting I open convo I did not get tears and the convo was short but to the point.
[15:20:00] Victim > sup
[15:20:03] Victim > you must loove me
[15:20:11] Anne McDonald > lol hi
[15:20:20] Anne McDonald > why do you carry so much?
[15:20:32] Anne McDonald > are you going to bring me something nice tomorrow
[15:20:54] Victim > because im apparently a horrible noob and didnt know you could gank so quickly in high sec
[15:21:14] Victim > are you done rubbing it in yet?
[15:22:00] Anne McDonald > at least you know you need to improve your fits, each one is getting better maybe tomorrow you will tank me :)
but really not knowing ganks can happen so fast in highsec?? it happend to him 16 hours ago!?!?!
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Anne McDonald
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Posted - 2013.09.03 00:11:00 -
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I got a story for all you that hopefully will entertain you as much as it did me.
So picture this I log in today after a pretty terrible luck day yesterday with ganking (was having problems with my grouped guns only firing one turret) I have already decided that someone is going to have a bad day today and it is not me so I get on one of my favorite gates 0.5 AU away aligned at full speed hauler cloaked on grid 200km from the gate scanner set up one jump out, quick look on short range scan shows a tornado belonging to a known ganker... great I think competition.
My scanner lets me know there is a second scanner at the gate which confirms my belief and to make things great I see 3 reds at the gate now I only have red for one reason.... High sec vultures people I believe are worse then us gankers one of these reds sat on my gate for no less then 7 hours while my and my partner made off with 5 billion in the end he snagged about 30mill that couldnt be picked up good game friend!
So now I am pretty giddy competition and vultures (benny hill music is playing in my head now) half an hour passes and nothing of note and then boom a name is typed into fleet and 1.2bill is said over teamspeak I hit warp I prime my guns the second tornado lands just after me both gankers arrive at opposite sides of the gate (how fitting) tracking computers and sensor boosts going crazy the target appears I lock I shoot 25% armor OUCH! he dies the second ganker must have fired both gankers pods warp off both haulers decloak and warp to the wreck and in his haste to be me to the loot he had not aligned bad move with the 3 vultures on grid! It happens I see the warp scramble attempt I scream SUCKER!!! and prey to the loot fairy that the X type 100mn microwarp drive survives not one but two kills I whack my after burner on and charge towards the gankers prowler he goes down the wreck is white I open the cargo 900mill estimated value SCORE!
Who ever said ganking was easy work?? |
Anne McDonald
Blood5hed
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Posted - 2013.09.04 14:22:00 -
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This is a carry on aftermath of a story I told about a guy I ganked twice within 16 hours, I got a convo request yesterday and I looked at it for a while trying to remember who the guy was and after accepting this happened.
n++[ 2013.09.03 17:57:56 ] Anne McDonald > o/
n++[ 2013.09.03 17:58:02 ] Victim > o/
n++[ 2013.09.03 17:58:17 ] Victim > hows raping freighters working out?
n++[ 2013.09.03 17:58:41 ] Anne McDonald > I wish it was frieghters :( only t1 indys
n++[ 2013.09.03 17:58:59 ] Victim > You gotta up the scale of your operation.
n++[ 2013.09.03 17:59:18 ] Victim > So is placing bounties actually an incentive for people killing you? Or is it just cathartic?
n++[ 2013.09.03 17:59:54 ] Anne McDonald > I might up my operation but that means more people and more loot dividing I am greedy
n++[ 2013.09.03 18:00:19 ] Anne McDonald > bountys are not an incentive to shoot anymore since it only pays a percentage of your ship worth
n++[ 2013.09.03 18:00:59 ] Victim > Hmm, so just cathartic. I'm just trying to figure out te best way to get someone to ruin your day. Maybe I'll just have to hire someone for it specifically.
n++[ 2013.09.03 18:01:20 ] Victim > thanks for the help, I'll see you in my t1 indy wit 1Bil in loot soon :p
n++[ 2013.09.03 18:01:37 ] Anne McDonald > np thank you for being a happy customer :)
After being confused about the whole situation and the victims chat over and over thinking why has this come 4 days after I killed him, is it possible I not only made him quit for 4 days but he paced around at night plotting his revenge? Anyway I decided my customer service was not to par so I sent him a follow up mail.
Revenge is a dish best served cold
From: Anne McDonald
Sent: 2013.09.03 18:24
To: Victim,
Sorry for my lack of useful responses, your convo request took me quite by surprise, I knew you were a customer of mine I just could not remember which I know I know it's bad customer service and you are such a regular high valued customer I am in a deep regret that my usual 5* service was not applied to the situation.
At first your motives were unknown, you started the conversation polite and interacted with me well but after reading it again I believe you masked your emotion well my friend. I do believe your intentions were quite sinister and I love that! So what am I going to do for you? I will write to you on ways you can act out your revenge or stop these things happening again.
1. War dec - you could yourself or hire one of the many war dec corps out there to hunt me down and repeatedly kill me and yes I could not take a merc corp on, I am just a man in a nado after all but this corp was made so I could take advantage of the 0% tax while running missions and as such is likely to close soon as it is always good to stay under the radar in my line of work.
2. You could put a bounty on my head but as we know that will not encourage anyone to kill me it just gives them a little bit of isk if they do.
3. You could hire someone to gank me this possibly could be reliable but i generally am not worth the gank so possibly not.
those are the ways I can think of at this moment in time and I hope it helps I am sorry for your losses but it seems you like to be a repeat customer and the only thing I can offer is safety (only from me) for the low price of 75million and I shall add you to my very few blue list and I do not shoot blues... ever this will not be a repeatable fee just a one time payment.
Lots of love
Your friendly neighbourhood ganker
After logging in today I received this. Golden!
Re: Revenge is a dish best served cold
From: Victim
Sent: 2013.09.04 01:19
To: Anne McDonald,
I appreciate the personal touch and excellent customer service. Although that 75M protection service you offer is such a tempting offer I'm afraid I must decline. My vague desire for vengenace will just have to be satiated by the kill notifications I get every time I log in. It looks like earlier today someone decided to use the kill rights I posted and collected a cool 11M. I'm happy to provide a little padding for the kind soul that did.
You've actually managed to teach me some of the finer points of hauling, or rather, forced me to learn. Hopefully we'll never cross paths again, although I'll keep thinking of you (and that bounty amount) fondly. If I ever need the services of such a high class ganker as yourself I'll be sure to let you know!
I love this guy! Would defiantly gank again! (and for the record the kill right was my alt :P and the bounty payment was someone whoring on my nado!) |
Anne McDonald
Blood5hed
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Posted - 2013.09.08 16:29:00 -
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Brid Mindelan wrote: Story
Cool story, he is an idiot if I had someone so persistent against me I would have just thrown away an unfitted nado against you and then carried on with my daily routine, well done for at least getting your revenge it makes me feel so happy when people hunt me down! Makes it look like I had a real impact on someones life because of a mere two second interaction in a video game!
I doubt you made a dent in his wallet though if he is half as good as what he should be at ganking he has a very large buffer but yay for getting him. |
Anne McDonald
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Posted - 2013.09.26 23:06:00 -
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Savnire Jacitu wrote:Taiko Igunen wrote:Savnire Jacitu wrote:Still wish I could of posted the kill of that vindi loaded with dead space gear or that navy scorpion both of which always few within inches of the station. Lossboard of your wartarget. Seems like they lost that Vindi after all. (: HAHAHAH! I was just looking through it and burst out laughing when I saw it. Just too good, bet there is a good story as too why. Glad someone got that loot bag
Judging from the mail he got suicide ganked which makes that 10x funnier, he is a fool. Cool story +1
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